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![]() ![]() When pigs fly, they... Loose their sooeycases Go through mural detectors Chews an air loin with fares like Pan Ham Hope for will weather with no turbuoinks Barrow a showcase from Mudder and Fodder Eat unsavory air loin food Hold hams with each other during takehoof Hope for strong pigtail wind What rolls in mud and delivers pretty baskets? The Easter Piggy. What do you call a laundromat for pigs? The Hogwash. How did the farmer know the fox was steeling eggs? The pig squealed on him. Why doesn't anyone want to play on Joanne pig's football team? Because she hogs the ball. What did the dow put on her piglet's sore snout? Oinkment What do piglets do after school? Ham work. What did farmer Andy give to farmer Jo for her birthday? Hogs and Kisses. What kind of party were Mr. & Mrs. Pig invited to? A swine and cheese party. What do you get when you cross an actor with a pig? A real ham. Where do hogs eat in the park? At pig-nic tables. ![]() ![]() |