When pigs fly, they...
Loose their sooeycases
Go through mural detectors
Chews an air loin with fares like Pan Ham
Hope for will weather with no turbuoinks
Barrow a showcase from Mudder and Fodder
Eat unsavory air loin food
Hold hams with each other during takehoof
Hope for strong pigtail wind

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What rolls in mud and delivers pretty baskets?
The Easter Piggy.

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What do you call a laundromat for pigs?
The Hogwash.

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How did the farmer know the fox was steeling eggs?
The pig squealed on him.

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Why doesn't anyone want to play on Joanne pig's football team?
Because she hogs the ball.

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What did the dow put on her piglet's sore snout?
Oinkment

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What do piglets do after school?
Ham work.

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What did farmer Andy give to farmer Jo for her birthday?
Hogs and Kisses.

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What kind of party were Mr. & Mrs. Pig invited to?
A swine and cheese party.

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What do you get when you cross an actor with a pig?
A real ham.

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Where do hogs eat in the park?
At pig-nic tables.